'Murican Christmas 2012

Hope everyone is enjoying the holiday season. I haven't quite gotten into the spirit yet- mainly I'm dodging tourists and people who apparently forget how to walk in the city like a normal human being for the month of December (I mean seriously?!? you're going to take up the entire sidewalk and go 0.002 miles an hour arrrrgggghhhh)- shopping in downtown SF during the holidays is not fun. I need to get my head in the game since Christmas is a week away- woo hoo!!! I need to stop muttering 'seriously/are you serious right now/you've GOT to be kidding me' to all the tourists and perhaps throw in a 'happy holidays' every once in awhile to mix it up a bit. Or I could avoid it all together by shopping online (where I've done 90% of all my shopping...oh Amazon Prime how I love you). Anyways, here's a last minute gift list if you're stumped on what to get for an American loving family member or friend.

Accessories:

• Flag iPhone case (I got mine from Rebecca for my birthday!) 
• State necklaces- (besides the state necklaces there are some gorgeous non-Murican necklaces)
• Awesome first lady of fashion bag  (Gabby and Kelda got this for me as one of my first 'Murican presents)
• Trucker 'Murican hat

Home:

• Custom state pillows
• State tables 
• State capitol butter dish
• Redneck wine glasses (these are amazing- I need to get me one of these)

Artwork:

• State string art
• Reclaimed license plate map
• USA scratch map

Fashion:

• Flag legging (please note leggings are not real pants so these are not for regular day use-don't be THAT person)
• Flag bandana (of Duck Dynasty fame)
• Jean shorts
• Looking for patriotic shoes? Already done
• Also already covered some sweet clothing options here plus this new stars and stripes hoodie

Just plain ridiculous(ly awesome):

• Duck Dynasty Willie Robertson Chia Pet- complete with flag bandana
• American gingerbread cookies-ah-mazing
• American Flag Macbook decal
• Flag tutu
• Flag jumpsuit- for the low price of $950 (this seller is delusional)
• Temporary awesomeness: here and here and here
• not American but made me laugh out loud- another f-ing tote